Wednesday 25 May 2011

Jack Sparrows compass


jack sparrows compass. the one which takes you to what you desire most. now thats something i 'desire'. until i find out where to get one, here are some of the best inventions of man (in no particular order). my analogy might be flawed, but it doesn't really matter..

1. tandoori chicken: because its comfort food! i can have it from monday to sunday and still want some more the next monday.

2. the internet: because Facebook, orkut, youtube, savitabhabhi… whatever works for you is accessible only through it. (thank you harsh!)

3. the football: without which manchester united might have been playing cricket! 

4. escalators: because they are stairs that move! 

5. remote control: everything is so much better when it comes with a remote. the tv, the air conditioner, the car door, your playstation, xbox.. (lets face it, without a remote they would be as good as a 'station' or a 'Box')

6. the television: it has been our constant pillar of support through thick and thin. it was there when india won the world cup. it was there before every Agnel prelim when studying was the last thing on my mind. it was even there when sparrow said, "but why is the rum gone?"
(it will also be there when manchester united win the champions league. GGMU)

7. the ipl: not that india has any less reasons to divide the populace. i love everything about it. right from bhajji and symonds playing in the same team to chris gayles sixes which make spectators renew their insurance policies before coming in.

8. boxer shorts: because being comfortable is what clothes are about!

9. cheese: and i mean all types of cheese. cheese spread, cheese cubes, cheese slices, mozzarella, cheddar, blue cheese. everything tastes better with cheese. i should try karela and cheese, see how it goes. ("cheej pijja!!")

10. the iPhone: because i don't need to say anything about it ! <3

not everyone might agree with me. but you are free to tell me what makes you tick…


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