Note: Inspired by a post from Facebook.
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them fighting and stands to watch. A crowd gathers and they all hoot and shout but do not get involved. Just as soon as the fight begins to lose its color or gets too serious, everyone turns around and walks on.
That’s MUMBAI
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. 2 truck loads of people arrive at the scene. Pretty soon 50 guys are fighting. Some come with swords and a lot of pent up North Indian anger.
You are in PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. A few people get shot and a girl gets raped somewhere in the background and no one seems to notice. Theres a lot of “Tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?” and such aristocratic showing off.
That’s DELHI
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall and passes around cups for Rs 5 each. After all money can be made from any situation. He will probably pay a commission to the fighting people to keep at it for a longer time.
That’s AHMEDABAD
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting. They make threats like “I will hack the your computer” or “I will post your Facebook pictures in public”. Theres a lot of malicious technical jargon thrown around. Finally they go home without even touching each other as they are both late for their shifts. Infosys and Wipro are not kind to late comers.
That’s BANGALORE
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. She won’t give away the free TVs and free rice and sugar if they don’t stop. The fighting twosome shake hands and walk away. Who would say no to the free TV?
That’s CHENNAI
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right. Pretty soon the matter escalates to why Sourav Ganguly was removed from his captaincy and how Greg Chappel is the biggest asshole known to mankind. They will all agree to the point but still continue arguing as they don’t want to look like the less intelligent one.
You are in KOLKATA
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. One abuses the other and gets slapped. The one who got slapped starts crying his eyes out and runs to mommy. Pretty soon he’s out of the Indian cricket team and making ads for cheap toothpaste.
You are in the IPL
and the best one..
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer at the beach and abusing each other. They take a nice nap in the afternoon and continue with their session as the evening progresses. End of the day they all go home as friends.
You are in GOA!!
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them fighting and stands to watch. A crowd gathers and they all hoot and shout but do not get involved. Just as soon as the fight begins to lose its color or gets too serious, everyone turns around and walks on.
That’s MUMBAI
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. 2 truck loads of people arrive at the scene. Pretty soon 50 guys are fighting. Some come with swords and a lot of pent up North Indian anger.
You are in PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. A few people get shot and a girl gets raped somewhere in the background and no one seems to notice. Theres a lot of “Tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?” and such aristocratic showing off.
That’s DELHI
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall and passes around cups for Rs 5 each. After all money can be made from any situation. He will probably pay a commission to the fighting people to keep at it for a longer time.
That’s AHMEDABAD
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting. They make threats like “I will hack the your computer” or “I will post your Facebook pictures in public”. Theres a lot of malicious technical jargon thrown around. Finally they go home without even touching each other as they are both late for their shifts. Infosys and Wipro are not kind to late comers.
That’s BANGALORE
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. She won’t give away the free TVs and free rice and sugar if they don’t stop. The fighting twosome shake hands and walk away. Who would say no to the free TV?
That’s CHENNAI
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right. Pretty soon the matter escalates to why Sourav Ganguly was removed from his captaincy and how Greg Chappel is the biggest asshole known to mankind. They will all agree to the point but still continue arguing as they don’t want to look like the less intelligent one.
You are in KOLKATA
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. One abuses the other and gets slapped. The one who got slapped starts crying his eyes out and runs to mommy. Pretty soon he’s out of the Indian cricket team and making ads for cheap toothpaste.
You are in the IPL
and the best one..
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer at the beach and abusing each other. They take a nice nap in the afternoon and continue with their session as the evening progresses. End of the day they all go home as friends.
You are in GOA!!
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